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wingsandwillI don't understand how humans survive.
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Date: 2011-12-18 06:21 am (UTC)[Rachel is in her jammies. In her room. With a dreidel.]
I have officially survived for seventeen years.
[She is just letting you know. Because this is something to be proud of. She's almost old enough to buy cigarettes she will never smoke, lottery tickets she will never scratch, and pornography she will never watch.]
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Date: 2011-12-18 06:24 am (UTC)[video] 1/2
Date: 2011-12-18 06:27 am (UTC)[No, seriously, she's taking that as a compliment.]
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Date: 2011-12-18 06:41 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-12-18 06:43 am (UTC)Yes. They simply named it the 'funny bone' because it lures people into a false sense of security until it is struck, and then you are rendered completely and utterly immobile until someone manages to rescue you from the throes of pain that it causes.
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Date: 2011-12-18 06:46 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-12-18 06:48 am (UTC)[GET IT. GET IT.]
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Date: 2011-12-18 06:53 am (UTC)That isn't humorous.
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Date: 2011-12-18 06:57 am (UTC)You got it! See? You are only improving with each and every day spent absorbing humanity and their many flaws.
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Date: 2011-12-18 06:58 am (UTC)The 'funny bone' is not actual the humerus, but rather the striking of the ulnar nerve that lies next to the bone. It's only called the funny bone because of the play on words. It causes a painful tingling sensation and you lose feeling in your arm temporarily.
I looked it up when I fell off of a stage when I was three.
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Date: 2011-12-18 07:03 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-12-18 07:14 am (UTC)Now, what is actually wrong?
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Date: 2011-12-18 07:22 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-12-18 07:35 am (UTC)Do you have soup?
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Date: 2011-12-18 08:55 am (UTC)How?
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Date: 2011-12-19 07:53 am (UTC)It's like magic.
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Date: 2011-12-19 10:18 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-12-20 01:33 am (UTC)Have you ever had matzo balls?
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Date: 2011-12-20 02:47 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-12-20 04:54 am (UTC)I can bring it to you. It'll make you feel better in absolutely no time at all.
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